Dragon Age: Origins Deserves Remaster With ‘Extremely Realistic Slimy Nipple Textures’, Lead Writer Says

“If we’re on a quest to remaster games from the impossible,” thought David Gaider, lead writer of all three Dragon Age games. Twitter (opens in new tab)“what about Dragon Age Origins? Its graphics were behind the curve even at launch… can you imagine it with brand new PS5 era bells and whistles? 🥳”

We’ll excuse the PS5 reference to treat this question with the seriousness it deserves. After the critically acclaimed 2008 remake of Dead Space and with remakes of 2003’s Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, 2005’s Resident Evil 4 and 2007’s first Witcher game on the way, it certainly looks to be the period time. Although Gaider suggested a remaster instead of a remake, there’s a fine line between the two, as another former BioWare employee, Mark Darrah, explained. (opens in new tab).

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